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Top 10 Snarkiest Moments from Grimm’s ‘Beeware’

By on November 16, 2011
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With Buffy and Angel alums David Greenwalt and Jim Kouf at the helm it’s unsurprising that NBC’s dark fantasy drama Grimm is bursting with snarky one liners, put downs and otherwise ‘out there’ exchanges. We’ve compiled a list of the top 10 best zingers from episode 3, Beeware.

 

ONE

Griffin: Dying on a streetcar while dancing to YMCA. What do you think?

Burkhardt: Sounds like a crappy way to go.

 

TWO

Monroe: Don’t you have a partner for this stuff?

Burkhardt: Yeah sure, because if I told him my two main suspects turned into bees he’d completely understand.

 

Burkhardt investigates the flashmob murder

 

THREE

Monroe: What? Do you think I know everything about every creature out there?

Burkhardt: I don’t need you for what you know. I need your nose.

Monroe: Oh I get it. So little Timmy’s stuck in a well and you need Lassie to come find him? Boy, you really know how to butter a guy up for a favor.

Burkhardt: I have a bottle of 78 Bordeaux in my trunk.

Monroe: I can maybe catch a scent!

 

Monroe is on the scent. Just don't call him a good boy.

 

FOUR

Monroe: Oh yeah. I’m definitely getting a female scent here. Undeniable.

Burkhardt: You’re that sure?

Monroe: No. Her perfume. It’s called Undeniable.

 

FIVE

Burkhardt: Wait up!

Monroe: Don’t you dare say Heel!

 

Claire coffee as the very shady Ms Shade

 

SIX

Burkhardt: (while searching for clues in an old paper mill) Her name is Melissa Wincroft.

Monroe: Whoa! Did you just like Grimm that in some sort of telepathic way?

Burkhardt: No, I read it off an envelope.

 

SEVEN

Monroe: That’s cheating! Well, I sniffed her out.

Burkhardt: Good boy.

 

This is so that part of the movie ...

 

EIGHT

Monroe: (Investigating the creepy abandoned house at night) This is so the part of the movie where the sidekick gets it.

 

NINE

Monroe: Tell me we are not going upstairs. (whimpering) We’re going upstairs!

 

Sergeant Wu: Caution! Caustic when provoked

 

TEN

Wu: He just sent a direct message to a blocked user.

Burkhardt: Can you …?

Wu: Of course I can. I’m Asian.

 

Catch new episodes of Grimm, Fridays on NBC.