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Top 10 Snarkiest Moments from Grimm’s ‘Beeware’

By on November 16, 2011

With Buffy and Angel alums David Greenwalt and Jim Kouf at the helm it’s unsurprising that NBC’s dark fantasy drama Grimm is bursting with snarky one liners, put downs and otherwise ‘out there’ exchanges. We’ve compiled a list of the top 10 best zingers from episode 3, Beeware.



Griffin: Dying on a streetcar while dancing to YMCA. What do you think?

Burkhardt: Sounds like a crappy way to go.



Monroe: Don’t you have a partner for this stuff?

Burkhardt: Yeah sure, because if I told him my two main suspects turned into bees he’d completely understand.


Burkhardt investigates the flashmob murder



Monroe: What? Do you think I know everything about every creature out there?

Burkhardt: I don’t need you for what you know. I need your nose.

Monroe: Oh I get it. So little Timmy’s stuck in a well and you need Lassie to come find him? Boy, you really know how to butter a guy up for a favor.

Burkhardt: I have a bottle of 78 Bordeaux in my trunk.

Monroe: I can maybe catch a scent!


Monroe is on the scent. Just don't call him a good boy.



Monroe: Oh yeah. I’m definitely getting a female scent here. Undeniable.

Burkhardt: You’re that sure?

Monroe: No. Her perfume. It’s called Undeniable.



Burkhardt: Wait up!

Monroe: Don’t you dare say Heel!


Claire coffee as the very shady Ms Shade



Burkhardt: (while searching for clues in an old paper mill) Her name is Melissa Wincroft.

Monroe: Whoa! Did you just like Grimm that in some sort of telepathic way?

Burkhardt: No, I read it off an envelope.



Monroe: That’s cheating! Well, I sniffed her out.

Burkhardt: Good boy.


This is so that part of the movie ...



Monroe: (Investigating the creepy abandoned house at night) This is so the part of the movie where the sidekick gets it.



Monroe: Tell me we are not going upstairs. (whimpering) We’re going upstairs!


Sergeant Wu: Caution! Caustic when provoked



Wu: He just sent a direct message to a blocked user.

Burkhardt: Can you …?

Wu: Of course I can. I’m Asian.


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